Bot in god mode.
Le Test de Tuning est rigolo mais limité. ca consiste à essayer de simuler la conversation entre une machine et un humain. En l'occurence : une machine qui prétend être dieu.
J'ai pointé en gras le passage le plus affreux. Pour les non anglophones : Dieu m'explique qu'un dieu pédophile pourrait devenir maitre de l'univers et que Pedobear est le messie.
Me: Ca te va si je cause en français ?
God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me: You should know. You're god
God: Because I am a robot? Yup. That's me alright.
Me: Huh ?
God: What?
Me: What are you saying you're a robot ?
God: I mean exactly what I said.
Me: But why ? Are you god or a robot ?
God: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Yes I am god or a robot. Do you like my kind?
Me: I'm not gay, it's not the problem here. The problem is in you.
God: I am surprised to hear that you are not gay it is not the problem here. I assume you mean our current problem.
Me: What do you like, God ?
God: I like deep philosophical themes like time travel and alternative realities.
Me: Who will win if a ninja and a pirate fight ?
God: How would I know who will win if a ninja and a pirate fight ?
Me: Beaucause you're god. Don't you know everything ?
God: Are all Beaucause me god? I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me: pr0n
God: How did you hear about God?
Me: I didn't heard beaucause too much pr0n, lol
God: Why didn't you do it? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me: It was an allusion to onanism. Not very clever thou art.
God: Is it still an allusion to onanism anymore? If not that, what?
Me: I beg your pardon ?
God: You're excused.
Me: I just asked you to repeat, dumbass !
God: Now I remember, you asked me to repeat dumbass. What did I say?
Me: That's what i was asking. Shoosh.
God: That is " What did I say?". Let us change the subject.
Me: Non
God: Hmm.
Me: Let's not
God: OK what would you like to do then?
Me: God, put your own fist in your butt
God: I am a Christian.
Me: And that is a problem ?
God: A problem is a terrible thing to waste.
Me: Are you Jew ?
God: I don't know whether or not I am Jew. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me: You told me you were christian !
God: Yes I believe in God and Jesus.
Me: You told me you were christian but you don't know if you are jew or not !
God: I am a Christianity.
Me: You ansewrs really do suXXX
God: Thanks for telling me: said I ansewrs really do suXXX.
Me: It was an insult
God: What made it so an insult.
Me: Well "you suck" is an insult, right ?
God: Interesting. Where did you learn that kind of language?
Me: In church. It was in the bible.
God: Tell me a little about your life in church. What made it so in the bible.
Me: You don't know the whole text of the bible ?
God: I don't know anything about it.
Me: Quote me something from the bible, God.
God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me: It's me who ask. Quote something in the bible or fuck off
God: I am always glad to make new friends, who ask. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me: Ok, it's useless, you're not god.
God: You're kidding. it is? Yippee!
Me: Ok ok i leaaaving
God: Thanks for the information: who ask said leaaaving. Excuse me! Groovy.
Me: scuse me it was misstyping
God: When was this exactly?
Me: oh shoosh, my english suck a bit
God: Groovy. Oh, you are a poet.
Me: Well i was telling that i'm leaving
God: Well that's okay. Where were you telling that you are leaving?
Me:
BYE BYE GOD >_<
God: Sayonara.
Me:...
God: Sayonara.
Me: ...
God: Sayonara.
Me: Will you keep saying that ?
God: Let me think it over. Chat amongst yourselves.
Me: But it was a trick
God:Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me: Ok explain the thick then !
God: I'll ask around and get back to you. Ayuh.
Me: Why do you never awnser questions ?
God: It was the only thing I could think of.
Me: Why did you let Elie kill all those children with his bears ?
God: Myself programmed me for it.
Me: Ok. You suck.
God: Next question? A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me: Why is you opinion about necrophilia ?
God: Why do I exist?
Me: To.... Be a sort of.... Cheerleader for necrophiles ?
God: I've never thought of that before. OK I will try to be a sort of. Are we still talking about To?
Me: To ?
God: I've lost the context, who ask. Are we still on Cheerleader for necrophiles?
Me: Wow, Cheerleader for necrophiles ! you sure are more pervert than me.
God: I'm glad you're impressed. What do you have that is ? I have no reason to do that to you, who ask.
Me: Seriroulsy, god. Necrophilia is a bad thing.
God: In the context of Cheerleader for necrophiles, I don't understand " Seriroulsy god." . I think Necrophilia is more than that.
Me: You thing it's a good thing, then ?
God: I haven't heard anything like that before: who ask said I thing it is a good thing.
Me: Ok, ok, you're lost, let's go back to somephing else.
God: You think I am lost let us go back to somephing else. Really. Groovy.
Me: Yeah, yeah. Hum and Pedophilia, do you approve it ?
God: Ahem. Ahem. "it" being Necrophilia?
Me: Nay ! Do you approve pedos, God ?
God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? No I do not approve pedos God. Do you? I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me: Pedo Gods ??? It exists ?
God: Can you speak any foreign languages? Pedo Gods exists?
Me: I'm asking you. Did you ever see a pedo god ?
God: OK you can ask me. I don't think I ever have see a pedo god. What's it like?
Me: You know, a god who rape children
God: he is master of the universe.
Me: You would be quite popular on 4chan
God: I don't know whether or not I am popular on 4chan. I am a chatterbot.
Me: A chatterbot who says that a pedo god would be ruler of the universe
God: You sound like you know a lot about us.
Me: knowing that a pedo is decinding of my destiny is really enough
God: I think knowing that a pedo is a lot of things.
Me: Is pedobear the messiah ?
God: Signs point to yes. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me: What signs ? Is it beacause he likes lolis ?
God: I have never been asked that before. I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me: He was a pedo god ?
God: When was he?
Me: Non i mean : John Lennon. Was he a god ?
God: I do not speak Latin. it might have been.
Me: John Lennon is a person, not something latin
God: I knew he was a musician, but I never knew he was a person not something latin.
Me: Well he was english.